Ole Softy

I mourned my kneaded husband from a dough-machine mishap. He was waiting on the crescent rolls when death took him from his nap. My life, no longer bearable, so I wandered through the streets. I spied the crowded restaurant where my love and I did meet. I left that fast food haven with my last meal, so I thought. I checked in at the Budget Inn to end my life, why not? I climbed onto the window ledge looking over my small town. I took another step or two to cast my poor self down. "Don't Jump! You still have life to live." I thought, who could this be? Then I looked inside the hotel room. My eyes, did they deceive?! A little fry was standing there upon his crusty end. He was begging me to come inside, my life, please not to end. I know this must sound crazy, but Ole Softy saved my life! I bought him at McDonald's with a burger "super-sized!" Leslie Marable is the creator of thewritersheart.com, which is a showcase and community for budding and amateur and professional authors. Authors, of all types, are welcome to submit articles, stories, and poems to her site for publishing and exposure. For more information, visit her site at www.thewritersheart.com.